In another humiliating blow to David Cameron, George Osborne has been photographed reading The Communist Manifesto hidden inside a copy of 50 Shades of Grey and enjoying the dirty seats, smelly toilets and drink fuelled youth banter on a train journey at the The Twycross Zoo Miniature Railway.
The chancellor was spotted by a fellow a traveller sheepishly enjoying the philosophies of Karl Marx while dressed as a sexually liberated pop-lit reading W H Smith worker.

Osborne has claimed it was all in the name of research saying “Listen, I hate left wingers just as much as ever, in fact the whole reason for my train journey was remind myself just how much I despise public services…and the public”
Prime Minister Cameron was quick to come to the defence of the man he calls ‘My Lovely George’. In an impromptu press conference on the steps of 10 Downing street Cameron said “Oh George. My lovely George. My lovely misunderstood George”. Before staring longingly into the middle distance for while and mumbling something about giving his full support.